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the fine folks over at THE SLEEPING SHAMAN webzine have conducted and posted an interview with SataniK Recordings band THEE KVLT OV OUROBOROS, and it’s quite informative. you should go check it out RIGHT NOW!






…are uploaded to THEE KVLT’s myspace page as ov right now. NECRODVDIAL CHASMS, AURA OV FLAME, and DOOMED FROM BIRTH are there for you to hear in their unmixed, unmastered, un-FX’ed, totally necrodudial glory. bass worship shall commence…. now.




WELL. another successful venture to the recording studio environment. i got down to orlando to T-Jerks house and got right down to business putting down bass guitar tracks all over the fuckin’ place… until ol’ T-Dvb showed his happy ass up, with Melissa in tow. we got down to business and tom laid down some ov the sickest vocals i’ve EVER heard him do. his performances on SERPENTINE HAIKU, AURA OV FLAME, and the two new ones are especially bestial and raw, but every song came out amazing. he really put it the fuck down. the new song “THRASH BANDICOOT” (working title) is complete now; vocals, guitar solo and all. we got some stellar new lyrics from our grizzly grape bassist, Jamie Oulman, and put em right to work on the new jams. GOOD JOB GUYS. i mean seriously, Tom did two brand new songs he’d never even really heard played together the whole way thru, not to mention it was the first time he’d seen the lyrics to the songs too.

surprisingly, this is the first time we’ve recorded (or done any major band activity) where tom hasn’t suffered an attack from the “GIGGLE DEMON”, which seizes control ov his soul and makes him convulsively laugh like a hyena on CRACK COCAINE for a good 15 minutes at a time. it’s a hoot and a holler to behold, but it looks like it might be pretty uncomfortable to endure.

also notable to this session: TJ and I hipping each other to new forms ov fabulous ghetto music. this time he put me on to that new “Crunch and Munch” by Mike Jones which is literally a Crunch and Munch commercial, using it’s post-marijuana consumption benefits as it’s strongest selling point. also, he put me on to the ridiculous “I’m So Hood” video which i’m not even gonna explain, you should just search it out on youtube. that is if you wanna see some amazingly ignorant ghetto shit (which i do from time to time).

we didn’t drink near as much beer (or whiskey) this time around. i guess that’s cuz Chris wasn’t there. HA! but yeah, we kept it pretty mellow, save for the amazing cannabis intake we managed to throw down. all in a day’s work. but seriously, i played my ass off, whipped out an amazing guitar solo that surprised even me, and managed to rip out a bunch ov gnarly vocal tracks as well. and THEN we did a quick mixdown ov everything so as i could have a CD to bump on the ride home. i’d say that’s pretty good for being there from 2pm to Midnight.

so the album is nearing completion, and it’s coming out KILLER. i might redo some vocal tracks, add a bit more guitar, and record all my moog tracks, and then we’ll be ready to mix this fucker. i don’t have any pictures from the studio this time either, cuz i always fuckin’ forget. but whatever. you should just be stoked that i’m telling you about it at all, right?




just got back from orlando, florida, where our good friend T.J. Burke (drummer for the indie rock sensation Kingsbury aka KANGBERRY) lives. we went there because he has a recording studio in his house to record a full length album for THEE KVLT OV OUROBOROS so it would sound really fucking good. and so far, IT DOES. T.J. did a bang up engineering job, despite the amount ov cannabis we made him ingest, and the drums sound like thunderdick. oh yeah… the groove was in the heart.

we recorded i think 9 total songs, all the drums and scratch bass tracks, and we even recorded the as-yet-unnamed new thrashy fast d-beat joint as well. we’ll be going back to do more tracking in a couple ov weeks. it’s turning out so well that i am certain a vinyl release will be in order. and hopefully there will be a live DVD to go with it, featuring footage from our last show at wayward council. but don’t go getting too excited…. it’s gonna end up taking a long time to finish, but it’s gonna be so fucking worth it.

just you wait.

seshie thanks go to T.J (you are fucking rad, dude), Bruce (even in your absence… feel better, bub), Chris (you kicked fucking anushole in this sesh, bruh), Peter (for tolerating the NOISE), Canadian Mist, Plastic Miller Lite bottles, Atwater IPA, Grolsch Light lager, That Dank, Taco Inferno, Winter Park Diner (they serve fucking SCRAPPLE… barf!), and 1 cup 2 girls dot com.



that’s right folks. we didn’t think it was gonna happen, logistically, but due to events out ov our hands, a scheduling opening presented itself to us, and we are gonna take and run with it. we’re going down to Orlando, FL to record with Bruce Reid and his trusted accomplice T.J. it should be a bang-up massive throatchoke ov putrid dirty kvlt metal. i hope this news excites everyone else as much as it does me. the following established songs are DEFINITELY going to be recorded:


there’s a strong possibility that we will record the definitive version ov THEE HORDE DECENDS, and we also have a brand new never-performed song that has been completely finished; a fast, thrashy, d-beat extravaganza that is both bestial and melodic interchangeably. we also have another jam that isn’t quite finished, but might probably get recorded anyways. and expect another “meditation” styled drone jam on there too.

SataniK Recordings has every intention ov putting this out on vinyl, as lavishly packaged as we can possibly afford, and with some splacktackular artwork to make your fascination wretch forth a pearly pustule ov trepidation, tempered with approval. i know we put it out there that the new album was gonna be called GVTS, to compliment our earlier EP effort, BLVD. but who knows? maybe it will still be called GVTS, with some artwork to compliment that… and some entrails-colored vinyl… and an ouroboros pentagram logo embroidered patch… and a THEE KVLT “tame the fires ov hell” branded squirt gun… and a double A1 sized poster ov a chalk outline ov a roadkill platypus with the guts strewn about the road… fuckin’ die hard.

okay. enough. get ready.



Salutations ov whatever kind you prefer. it is I, thee incorrigible Myk Colby, known also as Mr. Bambu or Bigga Baphomet, or many other things, depending upon your propensity for nick-names and whatnot. I’m starting this BLOG to provide a home for SataniK Recordings away from the myspace adventure, a substitute for that brand ov annoyance. I will be selling all SATANIK Recordings releases thru here, as well as any other thing i get my hands on that i or whomever else has done that i can sell to those among you who would be willing to obtain such items. for the ORGANIK Recordings PayPal store junk, go to ORGANIK RECORDINGS MYSPACE or my MR. BAMBU MYSPACE page.

What i can tell you for sure is that there is going to be a lot more activity coming from SataniK Recordings. I’m going to be doing many releases in the same way as i’ve done the new full length demo for THEE KVLT OV OUROBOROS, meaning: printed cardstock covers, CDR burning (on nice pro-fesh CDRs), plastic hub to hold it in place, in a plastic re-sealable bag with weird printed inserts and things. here’s a view ov THEE KVLT OV OUROBOROS’ new full length demo CD DEMO 2007 – REHEARSALIS MEGATHERION

DEMO 2007 – Rehearsalis Megatherion

3. CRVSHED LVNG (meditation I)
6. SHITT DISTVRBER (meditation II)
9. NECRODVDIAL CHASMS (ultimate warrior mix)
10. LØNG GØNE (weedeater cover)
11. SMOKEFØGG (meditation III)


* this CD contains just under 1 hour ov heavy bass/drum/vocal tsunami.
* all tracks were recorded live to cassette tape thru our PA head @ our warehouse, pre-mixed to the best ov our stoned/drunk ability.
* tracks 1, 2, 4, 6, 7, and 10 were recorded live with all 4 ov us playing as we do live. the rest were recorded minus T-DVB by the band.
* the “meditation” tracks were conceived and recorded on the spot, never much performed again, and are presented as the were played. troo improv… with overdubs. CRVSHED LVNG has overdubbed Moog sub bass and vocals, SHITT DISTVRBER has overdubbed vocals and guitar solo, all by Myk. SMOKEFØGG is just as it was laid to tape.
* there is gnarly Moog bass underneath the first track as well. turn it up LOUD..
* backing vocals were overdubbed on 2, 4, 8, and 10 by Myk. lead vocals were overdubbed on 5 and 7 by T-DVB, because the original taped vocals weren’t quite loud enough.
* there’s a bunch ov little bits ov warehouse chatter left at the end ov some songs where something funny happened, and even a few samples to intro songs and thangs.
* the packaging is printed cardstock, folded in half, with a self-adhesive CD tray thingy in there to hold the CD in place, all placed in a hermetically sealed bag, with a NECRODVDIAL trading card. pretty sweet. big thanks to ANDREW IRONING/HYMNS for hooking up the supplies on short notice. i owe you yet again, big brother.
* you can’t polish a turd any shinier than this, ya’ll.

to order: $6.66 PPD (in the USA) to biggabaphomet AT yahoo DOT com
include THEE KVLT CD or some such in the comments/message box.


i have begun compiling tracks and putting together artwork for a compilation CDR release for SataniK which will be titled “RIDIN’ DIRTY FOR THE DEVIL”, and it will feature tracks from SataniK cohorts THEE KVLT OV OUROBOROS, BY THE HORNS, B.BAPHOMET, HOT GRAVES, GRAIL ov thee GOAT, EVSTIIS, and a few others i can’t confirm just yet, like. but it’s gonna be a great mix ov styles and sounds, and it will make all form ov headbanger happy with hellish humdingery. should be together sooner than later.

also, i will be putting out a limited CDR version ov the BY THE HORNS album which was recorded a few months ago in a very nice studio environment. the album is to be titled “DESTROY THE HORIZON” and it features the patented BY THE HORNS blend ov Melodic Death, Black Metal, ripping Thrash rhythms that create hymns to the destruction ov life, the universe, and everything. it will be available thru this site, the band’s myspace, and at live rituals.  For fans ov early At The Gates, Dissection, Watain, and Iron Maiden.  for real.

that’s about it for now. other future projects include (but not limited to): THEE KVLT/WITCH-LORD split, THEE KVLT/SECRETS SHE KEPT split 7″, B.BAPHOMET vinyl LP, HOT GRAVES 7″, and much much more ugly shit. stay tuned.

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